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Paul Robinson
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In a secret relationship with the pizza delivery guy

In a secret relationship with the pizza delivery guy.

Times are tough, during a global pandemic it’s hard to see anyone but the pizza delivery guy. He may not know it but at least you do, you’re in a secret relationship with the pizza delivery…

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Wanna see my Umeboshi? Apron

Wanna see my Umeboshi?

A cute flirtatious panda asking if you want to see his pickled plums known as Umeboshi. Wanna see my Umeboshi? The ideal gift for that cheeky partner in your life. The ‘Wanna see my Umeboshi?’ design…

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Snot, tears and trauma until the WiFi reconnects

Snot, tears and trauma until the WiFi reconnects.

There’s nothing quite as frustrating as the WiFi disconnecting for prolonged periods of time. At that point there is nothing to do but throw a temper tantrum, complete with snot, tears and trauma until the WiFi…

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It's all fun and games until the WiFi dies

It’s all fun and games until the WiFi dies.

It happens, you’re about to ace a level in your multiplayer game or you are putting the final touches on the online document that’s going to get you that massive pay rise when suddenly nothing is…

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Nope, I wasn't kung fu fighting mug

Nope, I wasn’t kung fu fighting

This ‘Nope, I wasn’t kung fu fighting’ design was created as a parody of the extremely successful song ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ which included the lyrics ‘everybody was kung fu fighting’. Well, now we can categorically state…

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I don’t have time to fix your id10.t error hoodie

I don’t have time to fix your id10.t error.

An old favourite of IT support staff, a user error is often referred to as an id10t error. This humorous text-based design ‘I don’t have time to fix your id10.t error’ is for the people that…

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Fuzzy Duck Ducky Fuzz Pillow

Fuzzy Duck, Ducky Fuzz, Drinking Game Design

Fuzzy duck is a hilariously fun drinking game. Players sit in a circle and take it in turns to say the words “fuzzy duck”. If a player says, “does he?”, play resumes in the opposite direction…

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Your PC ran into an id10.t error Hoodie

Your PC ran into an id10.t error.

An old favourite of IT support staff, user error is often referred to as an id10t error. This humorous text-based design shows the familiar windows blue screen of death with the message; Your PC ran into…

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Do what you love, Do what you dig

Do what you dig / Do what you love

Do what you dig. Do what you love. Do what you love, love what you do. Three motivational quotes using the same heart design. Do what you dig. A motivational quote design with the phrase ‘Do…

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Only gamers understand the true hell of timezones Acrylic Block

Only gamers understand the true hell of timezones

Only gamers understand the true hell of timezones. Damn! What time is it there? EST, CST, GMT and a plethora of others, then factor daylight savings time into the mix and it’s enough to fry your…

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In a stable relationship duvet cover

In a stable relationship, equestrian design

Wordplay on the ‘in a stable relationship’ phrase with an equestrian twist. This design was created especially for people who love their horses wanting to showcase some horsey humour. The ‘In a stable relationship’ equestrian design…

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If I call you a box, it will be in Afrikaans Mug

If I call you a box, it will be in Afrikaans

If I call you a box, it will be in Afrikaans, South African phrase design. Colins English dictionary defines ‘box’ in Afrikaans to be, NOUN: South Africa vulgar, slang, a foolish or despicable person. Anyone who…

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